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Dear Joe-King,

My girlfriend still likes stuffed animals and she still sleeps with a stuffed bear from when she was a girl.  Do you think she is too immature to have a boyfriend?

Sincerely,

Teddy

 

Dear Teddy, 

Why don’t you get one yourself and have play dates?

Just,

Joe-king

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Dear Joe-King,

There is a boy I like and every afternoon we ride the train back home from school.  The problem is that when we talk instead of looking at me, he is more interested on looking at the pretty girls and models on the posters and billboards.  What should I do?

 

Dear Invisible,

Make a poster of yourself and carry it around.

Just,Joe-King

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Dear Joe-King,

There is a boy in my neighborhood that is always sucking his teeth.  It is annoying, what should I do?

Sincerely,

Annoyed

 

Dear Annoyed,

Get ear plugs and buy him a pack of gum.

Just,

Joe-king

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Dear Joe-King,

Is it possible to live on $100 a month?

Sincerely,

Franklin

 

Dear Franklin,

Yes, just spend 3 pennies a day.

Just,

Joe-King

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Dear Joe-King,

What comes down but never goes up?

Sincerely,

Yo-Yo

 

Dear Yo-Yo,

A drop-out’s grades

Just,

Joe-King

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Dear Joe-King,

My dog ate my dictionary.  What should I do?

Sincerely,

Speechless

 

Dear Speechless,

Tell him to do your homework

Just,

Joe-King

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