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Dear Joe King,

What do I have to do for the appreciation of my girlfriend’s parents?

From,

Your Boyfriend

 

Dear Boyfriend,

First thing first, be sure to have a bulletproof jacket when you meet your girlfriend’s parents.

Just, Joe King


Dear Joe King,

If you write a book about failure, and it doesn’t sell, is it called a success?

From,

The Book Store

 

Dear Book Store,

Give up, your book already states you aren’t going anywhere in life.

Just,

Joe King


Dear Joe King,

If I had a daughter, what name should I call her, Monkey or Teddy Bear?

From,

Los Santos

 

Dear Los Santos,

Name her Monkey because she will be driving your pockets crazy!

Just,

Joe King


Dear Joe king,

How can I pass my class with high grades but, not do the teacher’s work?

From,

Anonymous

 

Dear Failing Student,

High school is hard. Trust me. This is why I do this job, but one thing is for sure, oh wait just stay in school kid!

Just,

Joe King

 


Dear Joe King,

What did the black male say to the white female?

From,

Anonymous

 

Dear Anonymous,

I believe they said let’s make a Oreo?

Just,

Joe King

 


Dear Joe King

Can you tell me how I can reach the moon?

Sincerely,

Neil Armstrong

 

Dear Next Neil Armstrong,

Finish your school first. Then we can talk about it later. Oh, and when you do get to the moon, just know that you owe me chicken over rice for 2 years. (:

Just,

Joe King

 

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