Anyway, Christmas is coming, so let me tell you a funny Christmas story. On a cold and snowy day, there was this father from the church who pretended to be Santa Claus to give his neighbors Christmas presents. He traveled through tunnels and tunnels from house to house. At midnight, “Santa Claus” saw three female teenagers outside of one house. They seemed as if they were waiting for something. So, “Santa Claus” wanted to give them a present, so he ran very quick and stood right in front of them. He loudly said, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!” Eventually, the three girls beat up “Santa Claus” for receiving such an insult!